Sin City

I am back from Vegas and am not completely poor, I actually won some dough playing Roulette at Barbary Coast. Don't ask me why I was at the Barbary Coast playing Roulette, but it was a good thing. I would have to say that Vegas has officially replaced New Orleans as the best party city on the planet. I didn't run into any super stars, although I overheard a group of hotties on the plane back to BFLO talking about "hanging out" with Jesse Palmer the former "Bachelor" at the Palms - YAWN. The 2005 OJ Simpson Fantasy Football draft to be held live in Las Vegas this August WILL be the party event of 2005. I worry for all of us very very much. And now enjoy dancing by Jean Claude. via Thighs Wide Shut.

Terror Has Two Hands....Again

Well, looks like we know who'll play the title character in Krehg 3.
Actor arrested in NY for groping

Hangover Central

Ok so I had a pretty rough Memorial Day weekend. Actually it was a great weekend, but I'm really paying for it today with an awful hangover. I pretty much watched movies all day long. I saw "My Left Foot", about a crippled Irish guy named Christy Brown. He couldn't move any body parts, except his left foot. You haven't seen a feel good movie til you see this bad boy. Check out the inspiring scene where he tries to slit his wrist with his freaking left foot. I was getting a little teared up with that movie, so next I checked out "A Cinderella Story" with Hilary Duff. Enough said on that one.

I also watched Team America today, and that was great. I especially enjoyed the hardcore puppet sex. Good stuff.

The Death Melon!

Store Wars

Boston Massacre

Quite the ass kicking yesterday. 17 runs on 27 hits. Carl Pavanoverated out by the 4th. Big rubber match tonight. David Wells will undoubtedly suck balls tonight and allow the Yanks to get the momentum back.

Mary Kate...

...phone home.

Celebrate Memorial Day

by enjoying Lohan pics.

Check out the pics from O'mearas. Some of you may have heard of this bar from the Don and Mike Show (which i'm sure bona friar is missing). Gosh darn this place draws in some hot tail. I wonder if any of the chicks are Mike's infamously young girlfriend Carla.

Vegas Baby!

I'm off to Vegas fun boyz, hopefully by the time I get back Lohan has put on some weight.

Church

Now here is a church that is truly preaching the word of the Lord! Landover Baptist (tanks millz)

Gentlemen, start your engines

For the first time ever, I care about the Indy 500. This weekend, let us all hope that Danica Patrick is the first femal winner, thereby vaulting her into superstardom (i.e., lots more web action for this sexy chauffeur). Some of these candid shots are really, really great. Good night.

Shopping online

Damn, I need me some of
these....

and

these

Messed Up Clouds

Messed up CLOUDS
More on the messed up clouds at the good ol' Joplin Globe
via Attu

What Kind of "Man" Calls it Wrigley STADIUM???

Nice work Jeff Gordon...you jerk!

I haven't hated Jeff Gordon this much since I saw him make EVERY wrong call yet still win celebrity poker showdown on E!

And finally, he doesn't look at all "weird" to me.

be careful out there, guys

Hey Fellas, careful about some hot babe handing out this number to you, 703-912-1725. (the joke is in calling the number)

what is wrong with me?

I went through this grocery lists website for about 25 minutes. What is wrong with me? via All Things Christie

maverick

At one point in my life, I really liked Tom Cruise. via tws


Sounds like Nick and Jessica are Splitsville USA. Hopefully it will mean more pictures on the internet of Jessica out slutting it up.

inglorious bastards

Guess the cast members of the new Tarantino film before clicking on this
link....

milky sauce

I was going to post something about jackass Jerry Sullivan and his relentless Yankee bashin' on his Monday afternoon segment on WGR 550. But, I figured my time would be better spent keeping it sexy for Bona Friar:

I watched "The Girl Next Door" Saturday for the first time. What a GREAT movie to watch while hung over. It also got me in the mood to go out for a second night in a row and put a major dent in downtown Bflo's Labatts Blue supply. Elisha Cuthbert running around as a porno star, nuff said.

You also might want to check out sexy Ms. Jolie...via gf

Back to WGR, if you want to see some fugly chicks trying to be hot check out the WGR Bandettes. Yikes. They make the Buffalo Jills look like Super Models.

Your neighborhood food critic

Breakfast of champions: In a recent taste test, I give Burger King's Enormous Sandwich 2 1/2 out of 5 stars as compared to 4 1/2 out of 5 stars for McDonald's McGriddle - it is NOT even close.

That said, I wish our old friend Walter Hudson was around to enjoy a nice breakfast with us.

And, of course, lets also remember to keep it sexy (goose bumps are sexy), thanks.

crown royal is bad for you

I have never been able to turn down an offer to do a shot (aka "short guy" or "shooter"). I'm not sure if it is the fear of the shot buyer questioning my masculinity, or the fact that I have a slight alcohol problem. Probably a little bit of both. Anyway taking 5 shots of Crown Royal in one sitting is a baaaad idea - even when someone else is buying. Let's just say that our apartment smells like Crown and beer farts right now (I had about 16 beers last night to go with my 5 shooters of CR).
Anywho, to help cure me of my pounding headache I thought I would take a stroll back to the sofa king hot version of Lohan.

More HERE
I also stumbled upon this site dedicated to Smoking Hot Waitresses. Enjoy. (via idleriot)

How's your burger?

As interesting as the Yanks/Red Ros direction we've taken, lets remember to keep it sexy too.

Cameron Diaz looks like a femal impersonator in the first pic, but not bad therafter.

Remember, its the weekend, keep it sexy and skinny (seriously, I'm worried about her - I think I saw one of her freckles just throw up).

bsg

I've been wasting an inordinate amount of my life on The Cobra Snake lately. You need to check out the party photos section. The amount of hottie-alternative-skinny-party-babes is amazing. It is like Buffalo Bar Fly accept the chicks are: hot, skinny, and tan. I do admit there are no crazy party scenes like the Buffalo Sports Garden though.

"...and a snifter of warmed Poire William."

Here is a excerpt from an article I read on Yahoo! just now:

"Meanwhile, in other big Marvel-related casting news,
Kelsey Grammer has been tapped to play Beast--the super-intelligent blue behemoth, in the forthcoming X-Men 3, according to Variety. "

I like Kelsey Grammar, but it seems like an odd choice, no?

Its UnAmerican to root for the Yankees

I just want to congratulate the Yankees for their impressive 10 game run that put them within striking distance ? of first place. It took quite a run to get within 6 games out. Kevin Brown should come back down to earth soon so this yankee hard-on fest will end soon and the Yanks will probably hover around .500 all year long.

You gotta love this picture of Manny during the Red Sox World Series Victory Pardade last October.

curse

It is never too early for a Fantasy Football mock draft (especially when my fantasy baseball is sucking the big one. Here's one from CNN/SI. Check out where Willis is going...


More FUN T-Shirts
via g-mask

boba fett

Natalie Portman with a shaved head and without a bra.
(via yahoo photos)

This is how i'm going to talk to my kid...

Check out this audio link. It's freaking classic. You can just tell that the dad is your stereotypical asshole redsox fan, and the kid's no better. He reminds me of one of those punks you see walking around the mall, with a really hot 17 year old chick and a stupid "I'm better than you" scowl. God I'm bitter...
(from Opie and Anthony)

Poker in the front liquor in the back

I just caught myself watching the Party Poker Poker Challenge Boston Vs. New York on YES, as if poker was not already way over exposed, they have totally took advantage of the Yankee vs. Red Sox feud now. Be that as it may, I watched almost an entire episode because Texas Hold 'Em really does ROCK. Speaking of poker, check out these Hot Babes, definitely NSFW

And I thought I was a pervert, Upskirt Subway Camera.

Remember Lisa Rinna from Melrose Place? Neither did I, here is a picture to jog your memory.

Here is why Bona Friar is afraid of a picture of him showing up on the internet.
Both via dv



Thank you Xzibit, thank you West Coast Customs.

Amanda Bynes, Thank You.
via jj

overhaulin

I was skimming through the Stadium Wall just now (cause that's what true Bills fans do, check out Bills message boards in May) and I came across a post that claimed "the chick from overhaulin is smoking!"
I had no idea what "overhaulin" was but the "chick is smoking" part piqued my interest and of course I had to check it out. Let's just say I will now be tuning into "Overhaulin" which is the TLC version of "Pimp My Ride", or at least that was the impression I got. Anyway I give you Miss Courtney Hansen, co-hostess with the mostess of "Overhaulin".

Thursday in the square

P.G., surprised you didn't mention that Dr. John is playing this year based on your (and my own), new found interest in The Last Waltz. Also Lowest of the Low - actually looks like the best line-up in a while doesn't it?

A new excuse for the fun boys

Here's one I never heard of...maybe we should try this 999 game over a nice ball game soon.

i like music!

three things that harden my nips:
1. Wilco in Bflo AND new material!
2. Coldplay touring and in Toronto in August, ROAD TRIP anyone! edit: Coldplay at Darien Lake too (thanks LANDO), we can ride the SUPERMAN drink 18 beers and then see a live rock n roll concert, now that sounds like fun!
3. Radiohead coming out with some new shiz in the kinda near future!
via: pitchfork

Phil nipping out image ripped from Blogging Like I've Never Blogged Before

everyone ready for episode III?

star wars last supper painting, niiiice! via BB

ps3?

ps3?, originally uploaded by Halberstram.

Found these photos of the new ps3 here. It looks cool as hell, and I can tell already that I'm going to waste a lot of my time in front of this thing.

kenya dig it

Check out Busted Tees for some sweet summer-ware.

I don't normally post this type of stuff but in this case I could not resist. um, nsfw, I think...

Pretty decent blog on Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.

You guys gotta admit she looks pretty messed up: Lohan (via: ohnotheydidnt)

No one asked and I'm sure no one cares, but I wanted to explain why this thing is named "Funny Tasting Iced Tea". It is really simple, it is an inside joke between me and a couple of friends. It goes back about 15 yrs and isn't all that "funny" so I'm not going to explain it any further. It seemed like an appropriate name for a blog that was going to be devoted to hot Jessica Simpson photos and sites like this!

Take your pick

Are you more into WHITE or is it BLACK that you prefer?

92.9 is now Jack FM. FOr those of you like me who listen to Don and Mike everynight, you might want to take Halberstam's suggestion and enjoy some O&A clips to get you through this difficult time.

Holy Day

You might have to hit play and pause a few times, put please enjoy this new wardrobe malfunction.

chappelle not in the looney bin

Apparently Chappelle didn't go over the deep end and instead is in South Africa doing some "deep thinking" - Time Article. The article does not mention anything about him coming back and completing a third season, and mentions "religion being crucial to him". Does anyone else see that as a bad sign? I'm still hoping Chappelle will come back, I do really enjoy him making fun of white people. via drudge

The Yankees won their 7th in a row last night and Giambi got a full beer thrown at him.

Speaking of baseball, does anyone remember the video game "Earl Weaver's Baseball"? I don't either (via All Things Christie). But I do remember Earl Weaver's "Managers Corner". Poor Alice Sweet.

mario bros.

Because I know yal's played Super Mario Brothers, you will find THIS SCHWEET. via some spanish speaking site: .:: GLUBIBULGA' ::. that I saw off of gf.

Lee Mroszak

Nice job Crazy Cabbie...Link.

xbox 360

I've always been a Playstation guy, but I may have to change: xbox preview

NBA

How awesome has the NBA been this year??? There are so many superstars in the league right now it is ridiculous. You can argue that the best players in the league are either Amare Stoudamire (who had 36 and 14 last night) or Dwayne Wade (who if I were 13 again I would have invested all my paper route money in his rookie cards, like I did THIS GUY). Steve Nash wins the MVP, Shaq should have won the MVP, Iverson had a sick year, Lebron stepped up huge his second year, Duncun was awesome again, and best of all the Lakers were awful. I could go on and on.
Anyway, the Sports Guy has some great points on the season in his race for MVP article - he wrote this a couple of weeks ago I think. I haven't read it till tonight though, because I'm too busy looking up pictures of Erica Blasberg of course - via DV.

Stop on red

Red is a sexy color, huh guyssss?

This is as close as I'll get to the Star Wars movie, thank you. (NSFW)

And Mena is back on the market - line up boys.

back to the bflo

My week in DC is over, and I'll be travelling back north in a few hours. In the meantime here are PICS OF KATIE HOLMES that don't include messed up toes, or unhealthiness on her lips. Airbrushing is a good thing.

Losman @ Lambeau

The Bills are going to play their annual scrimmage against the Green Bay Packers this year. I think its a good thing because the Packers will sell out Lambeau for that game and thats not a bad place for Losman to start his professional career. I hope Pat Gaughan can get J.P. cornered again at Colter Bay and tell him not to blow it cause he is a season ticket holder and he loves the Bills. The picture of J.P. and Favre next to eachother makes me feel nice and warm inside.

Im Still Here

Man I was wondering why this new Pope seemed to have an Evil look about him, and besides the whole Nazi thing I think ive figured it out.( I hope the picture works)

van gundy

Hello from our nation's capitol - WASHINGTON D.C., ...I should not be on here BLOGGING - I should be out enjoying the night life of Georgetown (Speaking of Georgetown), yet I sit in front of my laptop with a good ol beer buzz to let you all know that I feel bad for Jeff Van Gundy. First off poor Jeff was forever embarrassed when his 95 Honda Civic was blown up. Now after a huge fine ($100,000 bones could probably pay for 20 Honda Civics!) people are calling for poor Jeff's job because of this whole ref flap - whi ch I don't see as a whole big ol deal. Anyway, poor Jeff has got for him the whole Alonzo Mourning leg riding during a fight, and his Ron Jeremy look a like brother Stan who I'm predicting will be an NBA champion in a few weeks. But, as they say, I digress, and I am going to bed. Goodnight.

vegas

This Guy has his camera perfectly positioned.

So I checked out the O & A site. First I listened to Opie beating up on poor Don Geronimo, then I checked out the WOW contestants and finalists, I then went through the "Printed Materials" and was very pleased to see that they were interviewed by "celebrity reporter" Chaunce Hayden.

And this is why I will be doing everything in my power to hit Vegas THREE times in '05 (18 days till trip number two, 104 till trip number 3): MJ doin' Sir Charles (make sure you check out a the live account). Of course I have my own assholish friends who get drunk and find it funny simulating male anal sex:

Your daily Lindsay sighting...just for starters.

Lindsay continues to get skinnier...yes!

This guy should really be the next big comic - very funny, very blue.

Dr. Frasier Crane does his best Chevy Chase impression.

boogie nights

I've been spending an amazingly unhealthy amount of time on IMDb lately. What a great site - between the memorable quotes and trivia you can really get lost - for instance I found out that Frankie Carbone from Goodfellas was in both The Godfather I and II. Where else can you find valuable information like this?

Anyway, I came across Boogie Nights this morning which is definitely a classic flick that would have to be in my top ten of all time - somewhere probably between Heat and Pulp Fiction. Here are some of the memorable quotes that caused me to think back to those good old days when I would think nothing of seeing a movie 3 or 4 times in a movie theatre:

• Jack Horner: I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.
• Rollergirl: [to Amber in a documentary about Dirk] He can fuck really hard or he can fuck really gently. He's the best.
• Little Bill: My wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, all right. I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow.

and my personal favorite:

• Floyd Gondolli: I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

The Trivia is what really got me though:

• Johnny Doe was based on porn actor Dick Rambone who was hailed as the new John Holmes.
• The song "The Touch," performed by Dirk Diggler, is originally from the film The Transformers: The Movie

Spread the Virus

I've been listening to O&A a lot lately. I forgot how good these guys were. The best is when they rip on Howard, hoo hoo. "I invented it all Robin." Check out this site for some of their choice material. Especially good is the Everquest discussion they have.

Also, check out this great story, courtesy of fark. This kid was so worked up into a sexual frenzy that he was trying to run cops off the road. Sounds like something a certain teacher cousin of mine would do on his way to the strip clubs.

Happy Mother's Day!

Apparently this Thalia is the next J-Lo (c-toe??)

Poor Katie Holmes, she is getting bad press from her head to her feet lately.

And finally, please enjoy Rosie O'Donnell's Emmy winning (hopefully) performance.

rockin' the knox

As I mentioned the other day Wilco will be playing The Albright Knox Art Gallery on June 29th. Apparently this event is called Rockin' at the Knox and will be "curated" by my favorite Buffalo celebrity Robby Takac, aka Robby GOO.
Tickets went on sale yesterday, $40 bucks a pop through Ticketmaster, which is a bargain compared to the U2 tickets I purchased a few months ago (Bono better let me get up on stage with him and sing "With or Without You" for the price I paid). Anyway, it looks like it is a general admission show, and there will be multiple bands - My Morning Jacket is the only other band I know of right now, I'm assuming there will be some local acts as well. I'm already planning taking the 30th off - I have a feeling the beer will be flowing like wine on the 29th.

derby day

It's Kentucky Derby day Sports Fans. That means you will want to make a batch of Mint Julep's, and get your D Wayne Lukas and Nick Zito on.



here is a happy couple enjoying last years derby

speaking of the happy couple check out these pics of Mrs. Lachey in "The Dukes of Hazard". I now may have to see this movie.

lance

Was going through some photos and came across the fabulous Lance Diamond, picture taken at a wedding I attended last summer. Thank You.

wilco at albright knox

Thank You Carpsalad for pointing out that WILCO will be playing the Albright-Knox Art Gallery on June 29th. This is BIG news, Buffalo barely ever gets bands like this in town, plus I don't ever remember a great show like this at the Albright. If you are kultured and an art lover like me (I was in the art club in high school you know - also a peice of mine is still is prominently displayed in my mothers living room) you can check out Georgia O'Keefe's work on New Mexico: "A Sense of Place" - which is currently on display at the AKAG.

Booyaw! (sp?)

Staurt could use this.

chapelle show shut down

Well, no 3rd season of the The Chapelle show. Apparently he totally flipped out and had a nervous break down because he was having trouble coming up with material. This obviously sucks since the Chapelle Show was effing great. "I'm Rick James Bitch!"

I'm glad you liked my find on those J. Alba pics WrightBoy20 - here is an excerpt from an email from WrightBoy20: "I'm currently at the Blog spot and I can't stop staring at the Alba bikini pics. Bless you!" - anyway, I hope you enjoy these pictures of Rosario Dawson. You should really thank, Egotastic! The Entertainment Blog.

Katie Holmes has looked hotter. That thing above her lip is not healthy.

the function of unguent is a great blog, and not only because it is named after A salve for sores, burns, or the like, but it also references stuart scott's lazy eye


Can I get a witness from the congregation?
(by the way the "catch phrases" were via: The SportsCenter Altar).

Sacktouchers

How great is that new Coldplay song ("Speed of Sound")?

I can't stop listening to it.

Trippin

Guess Who?



Apparently we all forgot to wish Jessica Alba a Happy B-Day last week. So here is a Happy Birthday present for all of us!!!

You have to be into Betsy too

Well, the Pat O'Brien interview with Dr. Phil was a 10 out of 10. Here is the soundboard from that weirdo's sexy voicemail.

By the way, I'm betting the next celebrity who wears a moustache and eye-glasses to leave sexy, drunken voicemails will be THIS GUY.

footpleaser

I'm back in town with some free time to blog, and holy sweet jebus, what a Saturday we had a few nights ago. For those of you not there several of the fun boys whooped it up real good. I won't get into details to protect the guilty. Let's just say that I had to break into my apartment at 2am because I lost my keys - not good. At least I didn't leave any sexy voicemails on anyone's phone like Pat O'Brien.

Any who - here is Jessica Alba buying a "Foot Pleaser".

As for news of ridiculous things you can purchase off the internet, here are some Banana Guards, to protect your bananas of course. And this may not be as cool as Ali G's "Ice Cream Glove", but I think we could all use a motorized ice cream cone, only problem is that you can't eat it.
Nothing is as ridiculous as THIS though. via .:DataWhat?:.

Jenna's Bush

Jenna's BUSH if you haven't already seen it. I just have to say, it seems a shame that she wasn't exactly fresh that day. After studying it intensely, I have concluded that she has some 5 o'clock shadow going on down there, and not some crazy skin dis-coloration or disease. I think she should have another photo come out where she is freshly shaved to dispel any misunderstandings.

Link above ain't working, if you want to see the alleged Bush shots go to Thighs Wide Shut - p.g.

I wanna get crazy with you

If you have a job that requires you to work on Wednesday, May 4, 2005, at 8pm, I would suggest that you quit so you can watch that weirdo Pat O'Brien and that weirdo Dr. Phil talk to each other about those sexy phone calls.

PLEASE watch the 30 sec video preview if you have any doubt about whether to make the time to watch this trainwreck.

While your webmaster is away

a quick reminder to keep taking your vitamins like the Hulkster's daughter.

Summer in Fairbanks

In my opinion, one of the funniest men alive...
David Cross