Thursday, June 30, 2005

Fouth of July Weekend!!!

I will most likely be gone for a few days at various parties and drinking activities, have a great 4th of July Weekend!














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Double Chins and Jowls

Random hot photo of Jessica Alba, thank you umc.

So here is my review of Wilco at Rockin At the Knox last night, the concert I've been waiting for for sooooooooooooooooo long.............I could not go. That's right sports fans because of a last second work trip I couldn't get out of (well I probably could but I am a total puss) I missed one of my favoritetist bands ever. Yes, I was majorly pisssssed about it, but I will stop complaining now since I did get to golf at a sweet-ass course. However I will probably have to wait another 10 years for a cool band to come to Buffalo. Even the Buffalo News alludes to the fact that we don't get good bands here.

The new version of iTunes has podcasting now, and I have already wasted an amazing amount of time fooling around with it.

I was wondering what happened a few weeks ago to Eliza Dushku, and I came across these photos. In the first picture she looks like I usually do in every single photos these days (double chin and huge jowls). The second is pretty nice, however I still think we need to get her back on the Lindsay Lohan diet.

More unflattering pics of a former superstar.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

K.C. ARMSTRONG

Here is the interview with KC Armstrong where he tells us why he is off the Stern Show. Apparently he is going to call in soon too.

Gabe Kaplan and Annie Duke are at a final table together!

And, to make up for that last trick, please enjoy these pictures of Eva Longoria obviously taken by a superfan who followed her all over the City.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

NBA DRAFT II

PG, I'll be watching the draft tonight too. You'd think with the 95 degree temps we've been having I would have lost some water weight...nope.

Anyway, I'll make the prediction that the Toronto Raptors (at pick # 58) will select JUAN MENDEZ from NIAGARA UNIVERSITY

Have they had anyone drafted since Mr. Third Sunday in June CALVIN MURPHY

Thank J.H.C. that this gal has returned to the semi-finals at Wimbledon!

Tub of Goo

NBA Draft is tonight. While I don't really get into it like I do the NFL draft, I do look forward to seeing 6'11 guys walking around in ridiculous pinstripe suits.

I would like to thank Mark for ruining warning me not to see War Of The Worlds.

Now back to the World Series Of Poker, actress Jennifer Tilly actually won the Ladies No Limit Hold 'Em tournament. Wow, how about that. Maybe this means tubby Tobey Maguire will win the main event.

Monday, June 27, 2005

He's BIG and he's STRONG!

This is BEETLE (anyone else hear Grammy???)

WSOP 2005

I'm not sure if I should be looking up results before ESPN shows the WSOP this summer. In any event, if you want to see one of the preliminary games on tv, don't look at THIS TABLE WINNER (probably heard of him huh?)...I can't wait for the main event by the way.

Word on the street is that MELINDA from the new MTV Real World - Austin, is one of the sexiest characters in years. I'm going to start watching again...and quick.

Told you those rumors about your favorite scientologist were not true.

And finally, another PARIS HILTON COMMERCIAL we won't get to see on US tv, prudes. THank you GOLDENFIDDLE!

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Back Hand

TENNIS-WIMBLEDON-HANTUCHOVA
Anyone else going to watch Wimbeldon today? pic via umc

Couple of Things

Finally saw Batman Begins last night, GREAT MOVIE. I'd give it an 8+++. It easily has the potential to move into the 9-10 range. It blows away the Tim Burton, Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson version. And I won't even mention the other Batman movies. Bottom line, go see Batman Begins if you haven't already.

I've been fooling around with Flickr a very slick-ass photo sharing/hosting application. You may have noticed the photos on the right hand side which are photos I've used on this here site and some other random pics on my computer. Hope you like, more pictures of Alba and Bilson don't suck RIGHT?!

Oh Boy. via SuperiorPics

Friday, June 24, 2005

Peace

j.simpson peace in the middle east
Well I hyped up game 7 of the NBA finals and didn't see a second of it. Damn you half off pitchers of beer for softball teams at Central Park Grill! And damn you comfortable outside bar patio at Central Park Grill with no view of any televisions. Trying to make it into work this morning was a challenge, but I was able to make it to lunch time and then got myself back to normal with the help of Ted's Hot Dogs - quite possibly the best hangover helper ever! There is nothing like tube steaks, fries, and Mr. Pibb after a night of serious drinking.

get in my belly!
As you can see this delicious meal never stood a chance.
time to go fishing for sewer trout

And did anyone else hear RIDICULOUSLY SMOKING HOT Playmate Jennifer Walcott on Stern this morning? She was talking about how sex with her boyfriend, St Louis Ram Adam Archuleta is SOOOOO good it makes her cry. Whatever.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Tom Cruise is the weirdest

Please watch this hilarious impersonation of Tom Cruise done by Dane Cook on Kimmel...if you want to be really weirded out, take the link to the real Cruise performance on OPRAH, what a weirdo!

Who cares?

Louder now, WHO CARES???

Please, I'd rather see DANICA and MARIA lose every single race and/or match they are in the rest of their lives, then see sorenstam win the "grand slam." I mean c'mon, GIMME A BREAK already!!!

Anyone?

In case you didn't get enough Tom Cruise animated gifness today, here you go: Baloo Jizzes on Cruise. Via tws.

Cameron Crowe's new flick Elizabethtown.

And can anyone tell me where Eliza Dushku has been?
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Young Republicans at play

Check out these young republicans at play in the nation's capital, DC. I couldn't make the trip, so i am not pictured (thank gawd).
The Indian gentleman in the provocative pose is a young blogging celebrity, whom let's just say is a big fan of mr. john cusack.

Game 7

Some great stuff from DataWhat yesterday; including Tom Cruise Killing Oprah Emperor Style, and something everyone needs to have: a Belt Buckle Knife.

So we're down to a game 7 in the NBA Finals tonight, first time since 1994. You gotta love a game 7. I still like the Spurs even though all the pressure is on them, if they lose we'll be talking about a huge choke job more than a great comeback by the Pistons. But what a hard game to pick. Are you going to bet against the Spurs at home? They barely ever lose at home....But how can you pick against the Pistons? They just come through when they have to.
The experts on ESPN.com are pretty much split and it seems even Vegas is confused, the line is about the same as it was for game 6, Spurs -5.5 (actually -4.5 for the Spurs right now on bodog). At any rate it should be fun, I plan on watching the first half in a local drinking establishment and then going home and passing out during the second half - missing all the excitement of course.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Still the Best

If you want to see a load in the toilet, retching in a garbabe can, a very fit babe, a sack, and the bandit mask being preformed then check out Stern's recap from today. The original is always better.

Nice Marmot

Last night CBS aired AFI's 100 YEARS...100 MOVIE QUOTES. I was glued in for the entire 3 hour countdown. Very cool shiz. Movies are the best ain't it! Not only was I reminded of all the best of the bestest movies and the great moments of those flix, but I was also reminded that if I am stumped on what movies to rent check out one of these OLD classics. If I can waste time on a Saturday afternoon watching Identity over and over again on HBO, I can devote some time to checking out flix like All About Eve, White Heat, and Casablanca. Casablanca especially, it was the number 2 movie of all time and it had 6 all time greatest quotes. Tell me I'm not the only one who's never seen this...

Not surprisingly there were no sign of any quotes from what I may well consider the GREATEST movie ever, The Big Lebowski. So here are my top five quotes from The Big Lebowski, discuss amongst yourselves:
5. "Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off.
4. "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here"
3. "You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
2. "Hey, nice marmot"
1. "The Dude abides. "

And, along with all those GREAT quotes, here is some GREAT dialogue from one of the GREATEST scenes which sums up why The Big Lebowski may be the GREATESTEST evAr:

"The Dude: I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
The Big Lebowski: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
The Dude: What I'm blathering about - new shit has come to light, man. She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's cool, and of course they're going to say that they didn't get the money, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey...


By the way I probably won't be able to make it to this year's Lebowski Fest. But I would ABSOLUTELY consider going next year, who is with me?
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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Restless Restless

Here's a pretty good version of Restless Restless, co-written by the famous Vinny Favale

That's all I got, good night.

Beware

Fans of The Superficial, be warned about going over there for awhile, very scary post of a couple famous fun boy actors (and magician) enjoying Japanese TEA. Yikes!

Bayside High

Hello my friends out there in cyberland, I would like to report that I had my looooongestest post ever be wiped out because BLOGGER CRASHED. FUG YOU BLOGGER, MUTHEREFFER. This happened last night and I was very close to smashing my fist through my laptop keyboard when I realized I was getting upset about a friggin BLOG post. Whoa.

Anywho, I was having one of those appointed days like Jerry Sullivan and I drafted a VERY long essay on why Buffalo never gets any good bands in town, and is veeeeery lame when it comes to new GOOD music. So instead of trying to re create my views on Buffalo being very un-with it when it comes to music and such, I will instead give you sexy Natalia Cigliuti.

I ran across her today on DoubleViking and immediately remembered her from Saved By The Bell: The New Class. How man many hungover Saturday mornings did I watch Lindsay Warner do her thang with Mr. Belding and Mr. Samuel 'Screech' Powers? ALOT. Ah, the memories. Anyway, Natalia is still hot - not like Jessica Alba or Rachel Bilson hot of course - but still very hot.
It's alright when you're saved by the BELL!!!

Monday, June 20, 2005

MONDAY

Pictures like THIS write their own punch lines don't they?

I'm still stuck on Cruise - here is the video, he's is really weird.

Here, you guys can go have some fun with this AMY SMART montage...

Saturday, June 18, 2005

TENNIS

You have to love TENNIS huh? Too bad we can't see the interviewer's face - looks pretty good from behind.

Friday, June 17, 2005

I am NOT going to comment on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes being engaged

Paul Hogan?
Forbes' list of Most Lucrative Movie Franchises. Crocodile Dundee is on the list, what's up with that??? How in the hell did more people pay money to see Crocodile Dundee movies than Karate Kid and Die Hard? I don't think I even realized there was a Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles?

Go check out the blog that claims we are "drunks in bflo", Jamma 5000 (they're linked on the right). I go their daily mainly to see if they mention us. I appreciate them having a blog name that makes as little sense as FTIT.

For some reason I just downloaded the song "Go West" by the Pet Shop Boys off My Old Kentucky Blog. I guess it is a very good song to have when you are feeling Absolutely Fabulous. It just moved right ahead of "In The Navy" by the Village People as the gayest song ever.

And in other news I am still straight, and Rachel Bilson is still smoking.
mos def

TGIF

Hey LANDO, I think that is Paul from Cheers in the background of this John Kerry picture.

Hey, keep it sexy too! (And I don't even watch 24).

Happy Fryday

Happy Fryday and God Bless America Part II

I am thoroughly enjoying the RELENTLESS BALL BUSTING Oddjack is giving to Josh Arieh. If you have not been following at home I suggest you check out some of Josh Arieh's Website, he is a real piece of work who came across as a MAJOR DICK at last years WSOP. And while we are at it how f'ed is it that I could probably name 45 poker pros off the top of my head right now? Five years ago I could only name 2, Doyle Brunson and Jackie Chan, and the only reason I could name them was because of Rounders. Talk about getting caught up in a fad.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

God Bless America

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via whatevs

You Never See Hot Celebrity Babes Wearing Bills Hats

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You never see hot celebrity babes wearing Bills Jerseys either.
That is Eva Longoria DUMBASSES.

Interesting Stain

Paris Hilton with an interesting stain down the front of her shirt. It could be anything from water to something that rhymes with gum. Wouldn't you say?? via Drunken Stepfather

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Orenthal

Man, for someone who chopped off a few heads, O.J. 's life certainly doesn't SUCK. Check out these party photos of him in Miami.

Hot Babe of the Week!

Maddox (who REALLY Pissed off Lando with his eleven worst songs of 2004) has an excellent Video Game concept.

Check out Doug Benson's Movie Reviews, they are a few weeks old, SORRY. I've been slow getting to the 9000 web sites I check out on a regular basis lately.

Did anyone else see Quentin Tarantino accept that award on the MTV Movie Awards? It looked like his head was going to pop off his neck. He has always been hyper, but it looks like he may have been partying with Pat O'Brien, the only difference is that Quentin doesn't get horny like Pat when he is partying - just insane.

Pretty good name for a blog - You've Got Gravitas.
And what is your least favorite word, Keifer?
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I had no other clever ways to work in that I think the OC's Rachel Bilson is HOT. Maybe I should start one of those hot babes of the week things.
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I just listened to "Kyrie" by Mr. Mister, which brings up a few questions:
  1. Why did I sit and listen to "Kyrie" by Mr. Mister when I have 7290 other songs on my computer I could be listening to.
  2. Why do I have an MP3 of "Kyrie" by Mr. Mister on my computer at all?
  3. Why do I have 7291 MP3's on my computer?

Monday, June 13, 2005

Now that computer problems are solved

I can return to FTIT (geez, never noticed that one PG).

Anyway, RIP to MacGyver's blind-as-bat boss Dana Elcar...that fact that he had a girl's first name was heavily outweighed by the fact that his last name was nearly a tasty dessert - he was tops in my book.

Alicia Silverstone got married apparently...that new husband of her better keep a close watch on her eating habits - she has fat genes like Rebecca Howe.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Fade into Bolivia

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Mike Tyson lost last night and may be retiring from boxing. Hopeully he will get his own Reality television show on E! at some point in the near future. Also, I think I saw Hasim Rahman analyzing the fight on ESPN which prompted me to find these:
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DAMN!

Like Walking Through a Wet Fart

So I went down to the Allentown Art Festival yesterday. First off it was ridiculousy hot and humid. Lets just say I could have used a whole bottle of Gold Ban Medicated powder in a certain area between my kness and navel. Allentown Art Festival is definitely the place to be if you are interested in seeing really Bad Tattoos and fat chicks wearing way too little clothing. Long story short the Art Festival is a fun time if you are sitting in an air conditioned bar, or an outside beer garden with good shade and a nice breeze drinking a very cold alcoholic beverage. I was of course not doing any of these things.

I would also like to report that I had my first McGriddle this morning. I am not a huge breakfest sandwich guy but WOW the McGriddle is amazing. Now if you will excuse me I am about to find out what the McGriddle looks like when it is done travelling through my digestive system.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Mamalooshian

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Remember cute petite Elisabeth Hasselbeck from Survivor? Well, her chest certainly does not look like it does in the above pic anymore. She now has ENORMOUS BREASTESTSES. Apparently her and husband Tim Hasselbeck (who was a Buffalo Bill for 2 weeks before his ass was cut) recently had a kid. And apparently the affects of this are enormous mams. Hoo Fah! via whatevs

By the way was Survivor - Australian Outback the best Survivor ever? I guess it is tough to argue with the Original. But the second one is pretty close in my opinion. You had hotties Colby, Elisabeth and Amber who got sexier the skinnier they got (my favorite part of the Survivor series by the way). You had CRAZY BITCH Jerri. You had mega blowhard Michael SKUPIN falling into the fire. And finally you have Colby who hated Keith soooo much that he chose Tina (the eventual winner) to join him in the finals. The move obviously caused him the million bucks, but I am sure Colby knew he could live safely off his Schick Quattro commericials.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

oddjack

The very swell new gambling blog, Oddjack, reports on how BRANDON FUNSTON reports our new favorite Buffalo Bill SuperSTaaaAR WILLIS McGAHEE is the hot commodity in early fantasy drafts.

Coldplay

Well, I must admit the new Colplay is friggin excellent after two listens. Do yourself a favor and get it. At least get the song "Fix It", which is a friggin excellent tune.
Apparently the song that you should check out is called "Fix You" and apparently I was a little bit intoxicated when I posted this originally. Thank You. - p.g.

NBA Finals

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Could ESPN.com have come up with a gayer picture of Duncan and Ginobli to run on the front page of their website?? Anyway, the finals start tonight. Simmons says it will be the Spurs, I agree.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Big Balls Update

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The Bflo Big Balls have certainly shat the bed the first two months of the season much like the Yankees have. Finishing in the money this year will certainly take a miracle.
I would officially like to give a big FU middle finger salute to the following for sabotaging my season:
Jim Thome - I should have known the wheels were going to come off this year. He is old and fat.
Victor Martinez - Last year was a fluke.
Carl Crawford - Steal some friggin bases already. Major dissapointment, that's what I get for protecting a Devilray.
Mark Loretta- See Victor Martinez.
Barry Bonds - Considering I picked Bonds in the 2nd last round I should not be complaining. It was either him or Rey Sanchez. But Balco Boy has completely left me with one less roster spot since I can not drop him. The moment I do drop him he will announce he is coming back, hit 30 HR's in two months and win somene else the league.

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Most the potato chips I see are going from my hands to my mouth too fast to see if there are any Jesus pictures on them.
via Attu

And I don't think anyone on here has ever posted any hot sexy photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt (who did occupy my number 1 spot during the Party of Five glory years), so HERE are some hot and sexy posing of her in some Hanes.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Feline Dance Classes

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Most Effed up Cat Dancing Class EVAR.
via Dr. Milley

Monday, June 06, 2005

Cold Showers

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Much more of Jessica Alba at the MTV Movie awards HERE. These pictures have seriously distracted me the last two days.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Yes!

Brace yourself, Superficialski has EXCELLENT hi res pics of Jessica Alba at the MTV Movie Awards. I'd personally like to thank the inventor of the sheer top. Thank You!

I might be dying


My hangovers seem to get worse and worse as of late. Or maybe I am just drinking more and more each time I go out. I stumbled over this pic while trolling Wackbag. I had a chuckle.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Fighting off the Hangover Goon

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Reason number 692 why the internet superhighway is great, and the number one reason I am wasting away my life on it:
Random hot-model-babes-web-sites. I was perusing The Superficial and there is a post on model/actress April Scott. Who of course has her own WEB SITE.

jackasses

Hot sexy photos and rumors of Jessica Simpson having sex with jackasses.

Friday, June 03, 2005

That Wacky WB Channel!!

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Has anyone else seen the WB show, Beauty and the Geek? Yikes. It is apparently "Ashton Kutcher's ultimate social experience". If Ashton is involved it HAS to be good, right? I am rooting for Richard and Mindi (pictured above), by the way.

Derek Jeter

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Great article by Tim Kurkurkurjijijian (have you ever heard him pronounce his own name?) on Derek Jeter.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Duct Tape

Check out the Birthday game. You enter your birthday, then guess if you are older or younger than celebrities. This actually made me feel good about my age. Link via GM, which by the way has a pretty good synopsis of the 49ers training camp tape that you should read.

Scene from one of my Jessica Alba dreams:
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More JAlba pics from "Deep Blue" at just jared

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

How did PG miss this???

Jessica Alba walking on the beach...courtesy of fubar

Speaking of the beach, this guy (much like myself), is not in beach-shape.

Super Bowl XL Bills 34 Eagles 17


Some guy on Twobillsdrive.com came across these pictures on the Bills Online Store. Apparently they were put up by mistake but this is apparently what our new throwback Uniform will look like this year.

And in case anyone out there forgot:

WSOP 2005

Reminder to everyone that World Series Of Poker events start tomorrow. There is still plenty of time to register for the $10,000 buy in main event which starts July 7th. I would, but I don't feel all that great about my game after barely breaking even playing in the $2-4 and $3-6 limit games at Bally's this past weekend. Here is a new gambling blog by Gawker that I'm sure will be covering the WSOP for y'all: Oddjack.
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Future poker star, Hallberstram.

Quick, call the BAD IDEA police

on the 49ers PR guy...nice thinkin' Lincoln.
And here is the TAPE, WOW, thanks Stony Case. -p.g.