Your neighborhood food critic

Breakfast of champions: In a recent taste test, I give Burger King's Enormous Sandwich 2 1/2 out of 5 stars as compared to 4 1/2 out of 5 stars for McDonald's McGriddle - it is NOT even close.

That said, I wish our old friend Walter Hudson was around to enjoy a nice breakfast with us.

And, of course, lets also remember to keep it sexy (goose bumps are sexy), thanks.