This is how i'm going to talk to my kid...

Check out this audio link. It's freaking classic. You can just tell that the dad is your stereotypical asshole redsox fan, and the kid's no better. He reminds me of one of those punks you see walking around the mall, with a really hot 17 year old chick and a stupid "I'm better than you" scowl. God I'm bitter...
(from Opie and Anthony)