New Rug

Sunday we go out to get a new rug for our living room. You seriously can not beat Mr 2nd's if you are looking for a cheap 8' by 10' rug for a living room. Anywho, we find a nice rug that matches our furniture and all is right in the world. So the rug is not even in place for more than 24 hrs when Erica comes home to find not one, not two, not three, not FOUR, but FIVE liquid diarrhea spots on the brand new fucking rug. That's right sports fans, the dog felt the need to take take 5 shits on the new rug. At least I did not have to clean up the mess.